poop in my soup

ok, so it is official, i suck at deadlines. i probably should have realized this given my entire high school career as a homework slacker but i will try harder in the future to be more on-time.

for my blog today, i will list a few phenomena that are witnessed during the summer time in fairbanks, some are good, lots are bad. lets get started.

shirtless dudes- these guys come in two forms. the first is the bro. the bro is the type of dude that believes that the more people that look at his pecs, the cooler he becomes. he probably just got off work as a cage fighter and all of his tapout t-shirts and tank tops are at the dry cleaners.

the other type of shirtless dude is the creepy gross guy. this guy is probably in his mid 40's and is allergic to fabric and class. he doesn't wear a shirt because he wants to work on evening out his farmers tan and he doesn't care who sees him in all his beer-bellied glory.

there is a very small group of shirtless dudes that are either a group of gullible emperors or they actually are wearing shirts, and your x-ray vision just kicked in.

attractive lady construction workers- this summertime blessing is one that i recently discovered. until about a few weeks ago, i thought that all construction workers were the second type of shirtless dudes, however i soon realized that i was wrong. she stands there in her orange pants and vest, her arms, perfectly tanned from standing outside holding her slow sign of hours at a time. while she may not be extraordinarily attractive, when placed next to the rest of her crusty co-workers, she is a shining golden goddess of beauty, and makes the painfully slow drive behind the pilot truck bearable.

canoeing- this is something that i just discovered recently. up until this afternoon i had never stepped foot in a canoe. this summer experience is one that i approach with mixed feelings. the feeling of floating down a river is a very relaxing and quite fun, however with one misguided stroke of the paddle, your afternoon can turn into instant lameness. this is what happened to me, and right now as i type this, my shoes are outside, stuffed with newspaper drying in the sun.

lazy summer days- these thing are so awesome, they deserve their own line of clothing. for those of you slackers (like myself) who have no job, this is how you spend most of your summer. you wear your pajamas for days on end, with no reason to put real clothes on. you have memorized all the commercials on your favorite channel. by the time you wake up, your breakfast is considered lunch. and while these days are epic, there is always the impending doom of the return of school that you push out of your mind until mid august.

well that is the end of my list interweb, i hope you have fun reading it. stay classy.